My first thoughts on CalEXIT

I saw something about the #CalEXIT movement this morning. On my drive to work, I was thinking:

  • We will keep all of our military assets there
  • We will negotiate for access to ports, rail, etc.
  • We will still trade with California
  • California can only survive by trading with the US
  • We get rid of two persistently problematic US Senators
  • We get rid of 53 problematic House Representatives
  • We get rid of a sizable chunk of socialist Californians
  • We get rid of as many socialists who will migrate to California
  • As the California socialists run their country into the ground many companies will move to the US
  • After the California socialists have run their country into the ground, we can invade and liberate them

I’m thinking, “Brilliant!”